NO STOP WATER YOU DOING
a band so indie they don’t even record together. you have to buy 5 separate albums and listen to them at the same time
you mean that one Flaming Lips album?
Tumblr is like the Fact Sphere from Portal 2.
It’s full of interesting things, but at least half of them aren’t true. Yet they’re presented with authority, and said to be “wholly accurate and very interesting.”
There’s a lot of narcissism.
And of course the insults and killing of dreams.
Tumblr is the best site.
Women with purple eyes do not menstruate, grow body hair, or exist.
Due to its hunting strategy of stretching out next to its prey to ensure it is large enough to eat it, the boa constrictor’s diet consists solely of naive pet owners.
The word “pun” is a shortening of the word “punishment,” as prisoners were forced to listen to horrible plays on words.
The Law of Conservation of Matter is a lie made up by someone who did not want to share their infinite chocolate.
Entering your ATM PIN backward will immediately alert the ATM that you do not know your PIN.
Tumblr is the completely open and accepting of everyone that particular blogger agrees with morally and philosophically.
Everything from your childhood is actually an allegory for sex, death, and/or mental illness.
I think my personal AOTY is going to Trouble Will Find Me. Not because I think it’s the best thing that came out this year, or the best thing out of the 2013 albums I listened to, but because I cAN’T FUCKING STOP LISTENING TO IT FUCK
HD REMAKES OF HD GAMES
THIS IS THE FUTURE
holy dicks, pacific rim